Kindred live in fear of Nosferatu nudes being leaked.Ħ. Most people live in fear of their nudes being leaked. More unwanted than a mirror in a Nosferatu warren - old Kindred saying.ĥ. On the other hand, the rest of your Nosferatu brethren simply send all Nosferatu-related mails to themselves and expect you to hack your way to them.Ĥ. The Tremere are so exasperated by your constant hacking into their mails that they now send carrier pigeons to each other again.ģ. baali vampire: the masquerade vampire the masquerade: bloodlines vtm vtmb white wolf world of darkness vampires I had to read the damn clanbook for this You know you’re supposed to be the eyes and ears of the Camarilla, but more realistically, most of the time you’re its headache.Ģ.
It also originated when a pack of Egyptian Baali rats broke into their distracted owner’s ancient cheese vault. The Black plague was a fearsome epidemic that wiped out a third of Europe’s population and shifted the path of humanity. It turned bittersweet when you gained the perplexing knowledge that they influenced the creation of dubstep and Congress.ġ0. Your supreme victory was forging a direct telepathic link to the Dukes of Hell. One unfortunate Baali pioneer found that out the hard way when he got into a taxi so holy, it could have driven Jesus home from the Last Supper.ĩ. The clan was considering expanding into Eastern Europe until it realized people there bring priests to bless anything from their houses to their cars. Do you remember that super embarrassing thing that happened to you back in third grade? Thanks to Psychomachia, so does your Baali opponent. Many of your clansmen are on a budget, but some are on shopping-for-pentagrams-at-Hot-Topic budget, otherwise known as Social Suicide.Ħ. The Baali are terrifying not because they are a demon-worshipping death cult, but because they can gaze deep into your soul and see your internet search history.ĥ.
You told your fellow neonate infernalist it was a bad idea to experimentally harbor moths but here he is two weeks later, with no lamp post left unclimbed.Ĥ.
The Tremere are secretly grateful for your existence, as they can finally catch a break from being hated by everyone.ģ. You have to be weary of cold weather (lest it kills your buzz brood), keep out of churches (True Faith can melt your nipples off) and stay away from Malkavians (they’re just annoying).Ģ.
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